Herr Bischoff

Why I'm Not on Facebook and Why You Shouldn't Be Either

I gave up on Facebook the day it kicked me off for using a fake name. I can’t remember now if it was 2006 or 2007, but I do remember a Facebook support staff member asking me via email to verify that I was actually named “Snuffles Caulfield.” I couldn’t, and after briefly considering some mock letterhead, I thought, Screw this stupid thing, and that was that.

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